Intelligent Ways How to Irritate Him
This week has been full of news about the intense situation at the border for immigrant families. Though there certainly isn’t much to be laughing about today, we’ve decided to publish our weekly roundup of funny tweets from women just to give you a moment of levity.
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A group of white women is called a brunch
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 17, 2018
The Statue of Liberty should replace her torch with a gaslight until further notice
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 20, 2018
Summer time is great for having spirits by the pool! Not drinks, I’m talking about summoning and consuming human souls!
— Angie B (@Angibangie) June 16, 2018
Me tryna fold a fitted sheet pic.twitter.com/3ujoIZYG7Z
— la'derrick (@khaleezy) June 17, 2018
As an ardent Jane Austen fan, I'm fine with strangers arguing in my mentions, but someone must be married by the end of it.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 20, 2018
in case you wanted to know how my mid thirties are going I just turned down an event with an open bar in favor of watching younger and practising cognitive behavioral techniques!!!!!!!!!
— Estelle Tang (@waouwwaouw) June 21, 2018
my novel is taking so long to write because i also have to write a decoy novel for my parents to read
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) June 17, 2018
When I wanna throw a party for my fellow youths, I make sure it’s LIT
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) June 19, 2018
Low-key venue
Introvert friendly
Treats for all
The Sweatening™ is upon us pic.twitter.com/zWuokTtOdG
— Christy Havranek (@diopter) June 18, 2018
